too blonde

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now.

a memory to treasure

This is BOB. My 1st phone. How did i get the name...well when I was about 10 (going on 11)
I said "when I get my 1st phone i'm gonna name it bob."
so this is bob

This is BOBETE I got her today (complete with key board) If You haven't guessed I text...ALOT. i ALREADY HAVE 110 MESSAGES IN MY INBOX!!!!

Blonde calander

A Blonde Joke

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

funny to ponder

Have you ever wondered why penguins don't fly?

A:Penguins are evolutionarily adapted for the sea; they have solid bones that allow them to stay submerged under water, and which are less prone to breakage from the stresses of swimming.



Fun Fact: I have felt a penguin b4 it's wings were very bony (I suppose) It was very fun

Wickedly Awesome Blog Award

Lots of awards have gone out to cool bloggers like Emmy Mom, CA Girl, and more. but this award goes to someone who is new to blogger. She writes very creative posts and writes so simple. She happens to be...Emsters House!!! Congrats Girly!

Honorable Mentions: (don't know a whole lot of people)
CA Girl

Emmymom one day at a time

Emsters House

Missytopia

Nikkiland