Charlie Brown's Safety School

Congratulations Blogger you are now enrolled in the Charlie Brown Safety School. here are some basic rules to survi- i mean get through the year.

#1: DO NOT serve popcorn,toast,and jelly beans to your friends on Thanksgiving

#2: DO NOT jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

#3: DO NOT kick a football if Lucy Van Pelt is holding it.

#4: DO NOT see a psychiatrist that charges 5 cents.

#5: DO NOT get involved in a Christmas pageant they are way to violent.

#6: DO NOT let snoopy get wrapped up in decorating his dog house for Christmas

#7: DO NOT sit in the pumpkin patch all night long

#8: DO NOT accept rock unless they are made of candy

#9: DO use Charlie Brown as a head model for your pumpkin

#10: DO NOT DISOBEY THESE RULES.

Have a nice day here at Charlie Brown's Safety School.